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Fusion.net will be !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . No word on if Matt Hardigree will insist that the sub-blogs be renamed Michelangelo, Donatello, and Leonardo (he already has a Raphael).
Hehe Raph works for Splinter
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Does this mean that news and politics will stop showing up on gizmodo? I think that was a tech blog at one time but cannot verify.
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No. Gizmodo is a leader of the #Resistance. Our gizmos will bring revolution.
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Ford Splinter. Interesting name for a badge-engineered Aston Martin
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So which blog will cover nothing but pizza?
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Hopefully
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When you say “tech blog”, you mean that they blogged about tech?
I think maybe they did that years ago, but it’s much more profitable to write about Trump’s handshakes.
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Michelangelo Ballaban
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Every blog can be a tech blog if it’s written on a PC Computer Machine.
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for the “justice-minded, inclusive and incisive”
Unless you don’t agree with us, then get fucked you bigoted cis-gender slime.
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o_o
omg
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Hehe Raph works for Splinter
And in the end, isn’t this what matters?
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This is all part of a plan to make Raph a super hero
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wypipo :]
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“GMG properties include the former Gawker Media sites Jezebel, Gizmodo, Deadspin, Kotaku and Lifehacker, as well as The Root”
[sad trombone]
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Calzones or GTFAC.
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I think we can skip some more of the backstory, though. We’re like 65 minutes in and still no Beetle-based superpowers except the lame flipping one.
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That name really gets under my skin.
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The word splinter has many different connotations, but the only positive one is a mutant rat. Let that sink in for a moment and then consider that at least one person behind that rebranding idea collected a paycheck for it.
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But where would HamNo rant about how everyone and everything should be in a union? I hope he doesn’t find out my dogs didn’t unionize
07/07/2017 at 16:32 |
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Stromboli for great justice!
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And every article is tech-relevant if the subject has been passed around Facebook or Twitter.
/s
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I only knew of Fusion for The Chris Gethard Show. But he got picked up by Tru TV now so I don’t think I’ll ever watch it again
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I can’t wait till the next update where they write meaningful content that isn’t just a breeding ground for complaining and irrational thought, oh wait.
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“Gethard”
(I know I’m probably the millionth person to say this)
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There was also the Offspring album.
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Pizza makes me fart a lot, but if you could convert fart-power into a measurable, usable source of propulsion somehow...
...I will win the Domino’s Fart-Powered 420 Presented By Boudreaux’s Butt Paste if my butt depends on it.
(butts)
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We should make an Auto Union, and put the timing chains against the firewall
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Why stop there? Why not put them under the car and then have a series of chains and pulleys that connect to the rear diff that then connects through more chains and pulleys to the engine? That’d be high quality German engineering